1. I'm not racist, but...
2. I have a very exciting investment opportunity for you...
3. TEQUILA SHOTS!!!
4. Do you think this looks infected?
5. Literally ALL of my exes are completely insane.
6. Look at the tits on her.
7. Guess how old I am?
8. I don't believe in condoms.
9. Uh-huh.. *checks Phone/Facebook/Twitter/
10. What is a Diva Cup, anyway?
What are *your* top 10 tips for a first date?
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