- You always sleep on one side of the bed, and on the other side, you have a giant teddy bear dressed in lingerie.
- The teddy bear's name is Susannifer, and is wearing glittery lip gloss.
- You listen to Air Supply and/or Peter Cetera, and understand the lyrics very deeply.
- You lead a full and happy life, and feel complete without a partner, but would still like to drive in the carpool lane.
- You have packed away or thrown out all of the pictures of your ex, or glued someone else's face on top of theirs.
- You have thought about getting a WINO FOREVER tattoo like Johnny Depp's.
- You have an extra I'M WITH STUPID t-shirt that is not in your size.
- You instinctively hold hands with any person that is standing within 3 feet of you.
If you recognize any of these signs, maybe it's time to start dating again, or at least going for coffee and conversation with a new friend.
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Have a wonderful weekend!
